Tiny Violin by Sarah Royal

Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:

Plays music: plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down

Violin replica: Includes a 3 4/5″ replica of a real violin with mini bow and chinrest

Display stand: An elegant vinyl stand included to store and display your violin

Illustrated mini book: Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of “tiniest violin”

Perfect gift: humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer

WARNING – KEEP BUTTON BATTERIES OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN

Swallowing may lead to serious or fatal injury in as little as 2 hours due to chemical burns and potential perforation of the esophagus.

Never allow children to replace button batteries of any device.

If you suspect your child has swallowed or inserted a button battery immediately call the 24-Hour Poisons Information Centre on 13 11 26 (Australia) or 0800 764 766 (New Zealand) for fast, expert advice.

Regularly examine devices and make sure the battery compartment is correctly secured, e.g. that the screw or other mechanical fastener is tightened. Do not use if the compartment is not secure.

Dispose of used button batteries immediately and safely out of reach of children. A battery can still be dangerous even when it can no longer operate the device.

Tell others about the risk associated with button batteries and how to keep their children safe.

Inspired by the popular saying “Let me play you the World’s Smallest Violin…” comes Tiny Violin, a kit including a small violin that plays a sad tune when its strings are pressed down, a bow, and a display stand-perfect for drowning out those complainers in your life.

About the Author: Sarah Royal is the author of Creative Cursing, Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant, and several mini-kits. Originally from Jersey, she credits the Garden State for her lucrative potty mouth. You’ll most likely find her exploring new neighborhoods in NYC and collecting strangers, or perhaps drinking Negronis and marathoning The Golden Girls for her scholarly podcast. Visit her at sarahroyal.com.

04 Apr 2023

Tiny Violin: Soundtrack for Your Sob Story by Sarah Royal ISBN 9780762482290